Fentanyahu

About the Supreme Leader

When the shitposting servers of Crypto Twitter overheated, two legends of the mainframe achieved the impossible: a total degen synthesis. From the streets of Minneapolis and the war rooms of Tel Aviv, a new messiah was born: Fentanyahu.

His mantra is no longer "I Can't Breathe," it's "I Can't Sell" (mainly because the dev wallet is locked for 2000 years).

The tokenomics are simple: it runs on the "Send 2 Trillion to Israel" monetary policy, backed exclusively by printed US aid and the tears of antisemites. Every time a paper hand dumps, the official response is a serene "Shabbat Shalom, Goy" followed by a tactical supply burn.

It's the people's token. The chosen coin. The ultimate convergence of anti-establishment vibes and absolute state power.